*5th grade boy voice* yeah bro I’m a lesbian that means I like girls xDDDD
(via l-aughterr)
do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil
(via l-aughterr)
(Source: ruanv, via iamthewhitegirl)
| What girls say: | I'm fine |
|---|---|
| What girls mean: | I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst |
(Source: disenchantedromantics, via untames)
will let u go with a warning if u give him biscuits
(Source: nyquilbaby, via l-aughterr)
(Source: whiteboywaves, via iamthewhitegirl)
Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid, Lemony Snicket
(Source: maladicts, via barricadeponine)
have you ever been so obsessed with something that it made you angry because you physically cannot shut the fuck up about it
(via lordvoldemortsbitch)
